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If You Didn't Laugh At These Jokes You're A Genius

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1)Surviving in Nigeria is not easy at all,
Someone online wants to sell a fridge with no door to me, he is convincing me to use a curtain.

2).I bought Gucci boxer for N9,000 and you expect me wear it under my trouser? Hell NO!.....Abeg ooo
If you see someone dress like superman on the streets just know that its me

3) I'm in my neighbor's house and they are about to eat, i’m seeing 4plates and we are 5, I wonder who is not hungry....

4) Dating a fat girl is fun, until u carry her and trow her on the bed and the bed divides like the red sea...

5)Your girlfriend smashed your iPhone and so what? She's worth more than that, just hug her and whisper into her ears "what designer of wheelchair do you like?

6)The best way to propose to a girl take her in a boat to the middle of the sea and say" ifeoma will u marry me or u leave my boat"

7)Nigerian goats will be chewing and be looking at you seriously,as if they are expecting you to greet them first......I no understand again o.

Nothing person no go see o, how can a tenant dog chase landlord away from his own compound

9) Am done watching Indian movies! Imagine, A Teacher caught a student with Expo and they started dancing.

10) I introduced my landlord to betnaija and we're both homeless now

11) Lagos traffic eh
Before u visit your pregnant wife at d hospital the child will be celebrating his 2yrs old birthday

12)Me: Call me later I'm driving..
Then the people in the bus looked at me, as if I am talking to them*

13)If I don't find true love before the end of this year,
I will look for a happy married couples and join them, I can't continue like this.

14) My wedding vow will be simple and short..
"Eunice, as I'm about to marry u, please don't kill me before my time"

15) When giving directions, what do you Nigerians mean by "do as if you are going left, then go right"?
I should do as if?

16)ON THE ALTAR,,,PASTOR VOMITTED RICE AND BEANS WITH EGG ON THE LAST DAY OF SEVEN DAYS DRY FASTING,,,,, FATHER LORD!!..

17)She updated her profile pic and her mother commented: “whose clothes are u wearing

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I sell refrigerators for #6000

You can still use it for wardrobe if it's not working

19) I have never seen someone having heart beat than a guy who impregnate a soldier daughter.
He'll start chewing water, end up drinking rice

20)) I remember the last time I had a broke up i was looking for my shoe in the fridge

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